Funny Time @KNN

Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?

Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

Q:  Why did the elephant paint himself different colours.

 

Answers below

 

They wave

I’ll meet you at the corner

A gummy bear

Nacho cheese

To the moo-vies

Your head hits the ceiling

Because they take too long to iron

Take away her credit card

So he could hide in the crayon box

1 Comment

  • Posted April 6, 2017

    simone

    FUNNY JOKES

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